An angel touched me and im suing!

Posted on May 27, 2008 at 01:38 PM (PDT) ( 103 days, 9 hours ago )
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Well i touched my self and i havent gotten blind or grown hair on my hands. I still dont understand what the big deal is with sex and masterbating and why it is wrong for Christian faith.

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  1. RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

    Posted on May 27, 2008 at 02:02 PM (PDT) ( 103 days, 8 hours ago )
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    idk i do it all of the time. and i am christin.

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  2. RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

    Posted on June 04, 2008 at 12:45 PM (PDT) ( 95 days, 10 hours ago )
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    wrote the following:

    I was raised by a Christian mother. I believe in God, but at the moment, I do not follow an organized religion.

    Thing is, people get so wrapped up in the idea of being pure (lest the Lord Almight strike you down and condemn you to hell *gasp*) that we forget what we actually are: Human. Humans have feelings and damnit, we like pleasure.

    Sit back, spread your legs, and do whatcha gotta do.

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  3. RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

    Posted on July 05, 2008 at 05:31 PM (PDT) ( 64 days, 5 hours ago )
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    wrote the following:

    I'm going to be brutally honest. Masturbating is like sex, right? Except more lame and you can't have kids. And if you're not having kids, you're not spreading the faith.

     Also, devout Christians like sheltering their children a lot for some reason.

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