An angel touched me and im suing!

Posted on May 27, 2008 at 08:38 PM (UTC) ( about 5 years ago);
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Well i touched my self and i havent gotten blind or grown hair on my hands. I still dont understand what the big deal is with sex and masterbating and why it is wrong for Christian faith.

 

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  1. RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

    Posted on May 27, 2008 at 09:02 PM (UTC) ( about 5 years ago )
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    wrote the following:

    idk i do it all of the time. and i am christin.

  2. RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

    Posted on June 04, 2008 at 07:45 PM (UTC) ( about 5 years ago )
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    wrote the following:

    I was raised by a Christian mother. I believe in God, but at the moment, I do not follow an organized religion.

    Thing is, people get so wrapped up in the idea of being pure (lest the Lord Almight strike you down and condemn you to hell *gasp*) that we forget what we actually are: Human. Humans have feelings and damnit, we like pleasure.

    Sit back, spread your legs, and do whatcha gotta do.

  3. RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

    Posted on July 06, 2008 at 12:31 AM (UTC) ( almost 5 years ago )
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    wrote the following:

    I'm going to be brutally honest. Masturbating is like sex, right? Except more lame and you can't have kids. And if you're not having kids, you're not spreading the faith.

     Also, devout Christians like sheltering their children a lot for some reason.

  4. RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

    Posted on November 17, 2008 at 02:18 AM (UTC) ( over 4 years ago )
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    wrote the following:

    Sex is an activity created by god to be enjoyed by man and wife. and one of the tenth commandments is adultury... a.k.a cheating on your partner, and i think that having sex with anyone or anything other than you partner in HOLY matrimony would be wrong. Jesus died for you, so why would you want to anything that would betray his trust or hurt him the slightest bit.

    Masturbation is adultury.

     

    • RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

      Posted on December 24, 2008 at 12:22 AM (UTC) ( over 4 years ago )
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      wrote the following:

      Soo you're saying that if we masterbate, we're cheating on our significant other......with ourselves? That's a stupid argument. If you're going to respond, come with something good, gosh darnit!

  5. RE: An angel touched me and im suing!

    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 08:55 PM (UTC) ( 3 months ago )
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    wrote the following:

    It's no more wrong than taking a shit. Hope that puts it into perspective for you.