Posted on February 11, 2008 at 05:23 AM (UTC)
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For those of you that don't know what "IE" is, let me say good. IE is the devil. IE is the antichrist of the internet. IE is the web designers worst enemy. In short, IE is a Microsoft made browser better known as Internet Explorer. I didn't always hate IE. No me and IE were pretty good friends back in the day. We would do everything together. We would design websites together, play games together, surf the internet together, we would even watch porn together. You could almost say we were best friends, that is, until IE began to change. I don't know if IE needed a new friend, or just didn't like its life, but IE started hanging around this douchebag you may know as Vista. Vista is a real cocky mother fucker. Vista thinks he is the future, and by the looks of it, he is rightly so. Before Vista, IE was wonderful, but ever since, IE began to change. IE started making up his own rules. He started changing things we worked so hard on. In this fast paced world, IE started to stick out and go against the norm. Is it okay for IE to do this? Yea, I wouldn't mind, except he is forcing his rules upon me. After IE began to change, I met a new friend, his name is Firefox, or FF for short. Me and FF do EVERYTHING together! We do everything I used to do with IE, but we get along better, and FF has a lot more friends! I wish IE wasn't such a dick and was more like FF. FF doesn't change anyone or anything. FF sticks to what is right and what is normal. FF, you could say, is the web designers best friend. FF is my best friend. Seriously Microsoft. Why the fuck would you give IE its own "rules." Why can't you just leave the parsing the way it was back in v6? It was much easier back then. Now its just a bitch to deal with. Oh and Vista, well you sure choked up on that product. I just hate knowing that your going to force Vista upon the populis and eventually stop supporting XP like you have all previous versions. Oh and you better fucking put dx10 support on SP3. Don't make me switch over to the Paris Hilton of computers (Mac). ...now back to fixing my website to work in IE v7. FUCK IT IM OUT.
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RE: What the FUCK IE.
Posted on February 11, 2008 at 12:00 PM (UTC) ( over 5 years ago )wrote the following:
RE: What the FUCK IE.
Posted on February 11, 2008 at 06:53 PM (UTC) ( over 5 years ago )wrote the following:
Sound angsty.
Must be an Internet Explorer user.
Sorry, does your browser keep crashing on you?
RE: What the FUCK IE.
Posted on March 03, 2008 at 04:03 AM (UTC) ( about 5 years ago )wrote the following:
RE: What the FUCK IE.
Posted on May 14, 2008 at 08:49 AM (UTC) ( about 5 years ago )wrote the following:
Sounds to me like you need to know how to disable your add-ons. Like the ones you are getting from visiting all those porn sites. Face it FF won't work in every situation. For example, try it with one of Microsoft's online document sharing sites. Not going to happen, but then it is Microsoft of course. Why would it be compatible with a competitor?
I find that FF is ok for general browsing, but for enterprise nothing works like IE.
RE: What the FUCK IE.
Posted on July 03, 2008 at 05:37 AM (UTC) ( almost 5 years ago )wrote the following:
Yeah, Vista's a bitch. I managed to wrangle XP onto my new laptop, but if Microsoft doesn't support new hardware for it, it will die very soon.
Mac thinks they're all cool.
Linux has very good hardware support, if only WINE ran windows games better it would be perfect.