A parent does not kick his son out twice a week just because he's had one too many beers. A parent does not call his son a lazy piece of shit just because he couldn't find your damn sharpie after looking through the entire house. A parent does not charge his teenage son rent. A parent does not tell his son's girlfriend that she can't even eat dinner or use the bathroom. You are a sad and pathetic piece of shit, and you'll realize how much of a dick you are when NO ONE is there for you in the end. I hope you rot in hell.