I hope each and every no good ungrateful fuck who calls USA Today customer service is reading this.. every single day I sit there taking call after call listening to people who grow the biggest balls while your waiting on hold rant and rave about home upset you are about a missing paper.. . Reality check.. . Who gives a fuck? ??? Not only are you bring laughed at because we honestly don't care but to make it even more hilarious your being mocked to the point of no return. You think just hecause you cry cancel people actually cqre?? No stupid. However because you bitched and moaned about an expensive price. .. or a missed paper and somebody listened you think you got over? ? Amazing. . Learn to talk with decency and maybe you'll get respect.. . People don't think.. . Can you imagine calling a place of business to get assistance and your being a royal Dick.. . However before you as much as say your name we know every fucking thing about you.. from your address all the way down to your credit card number. .. think you ignorant idiots before you decide to play head bitch when you call us.. .