Food is the devil and I am done worshipping. Ana, take me away. I will obey all your rules and I promise to never let you down as I have let others down many times than I can count in my life. You will make me strong. You will make me beautiful. You will make me *thin*. Goodbye flabby thighs, french fries and all of the "you aren't fat" lies and hello to self control and a perfect figure. From now on, I give my life to you Ana.