I really am not liking my summer teacher. Seriously, she's pissing me off. I'm taking some summer courses to get some GenEds out of the way, so decided to take the mandatory computer class (I'm not that great with internal systems or numbers or shit, and the summer will give me extra time to study,) but this teacher is driving me up the fucking wall. First of all, she doesn't shut up about herself. "I'm a new mom with two kids! I'm head of the department! I've only been here for eight years! I take GenEds very seriously! I hate the Geek Squad because I go to them for advice, and they try to talk down to me so I have to put those dorks in their place! I've written several books! I've got documents in the Library of Congress! I'm writing a grant! I once burnt my face on a laptop! My daughter drew on my chair with crayons! I'm going to run for head of the PTO or School government so I can monitor my daughters' math skills! I almost took a drug my pharmaceutical-student-friend told me to get that would have killed my unborn child! I can't stand up after sitting due to complications from my last pregnancy! I'm one of fifty women nationally with a degree in-" JUST SHUT UP. I get it, you have an impressive and busy life, stop shoving it down my throat! This kind of shit would be fine, but she goes off on tangents like this EVERY FUCKING CLASS for fucking HOURS, and we have to be there for THREE AND A HALF HOURS (even though our schedules SAY we're only supposed to be there for three.) I guess I really just have a problem because she's trying to force us to respect her, instead of earning our respect, but it's like...c'mon. Show us why you're the head of your department-teach us about computers! It took us five hours to get through the fucking INTRODUCTION because she couldn't stop gabbing about her damn life. Again, this would be totally okay with me IF SHE ACTUALLY TAUGHT, but she doesn't. She uses a powerpoint from the online course to lecture, but she doesn't check it or change it, so when she's lecturing, she says "oh that's wrong" or "I don't agree with that statement" and it's just like, WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING CHANGE IT? Don't feed us stuff that's fucking wrong, we gotta use these to study! Why the fuck wouldn't you go through it? I know, I know, busy life, but then why are you teaching this course? Why don't you give it to another teacher instead of complaining to us about how busy you are? Why does our class have to suffer because you don't have or want to put in the time and energy into teaching? Then, she fucking speeds through the important stuff. She goes off on a tangent (while standing in front of the projector, so no one can write the notes) and then clicks through eight slides saying "you probably already know about internal workings of desktops and supercomputers, so we'll just skip that." WHAT THE FUUUUUUU-NO I DON'T GO BACK ! Ugh. Fucking teach! Stop fucking skipping stuff! What's worse is that when we go to lab, she gives us homework without telling us how to do aspects of it, (for example, how to input multiple formulas into excel so they don't become "circular" and bitch out, or how to edit/format graphs) and then says, "I want you to look it up and do it by yourself, because that's how you really learn!" So, you're going to add an extra hour to my homework and then take credit for "teaching me" if I do it right? FUCK YOU. That's like saying "build a house, but you can't use a hammer, and I'm not going to give you any hints!" NO. FUCK. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU GRAAAAA- She's also a total bitch who thinks she'd all honey and roses. One day she came in and literally said, "I'm feeling really tired and snarky, so I'm sorry I won't be able to show you my 'true self' today." What? What the fuck? "True self?" What's this bullshit? You've always been a snarky bitch! Instead of explaining class policy, you talked about how we'd half to twist your arm to see pictures of your daughter and that you don't accept student's Facebook friend requests! Instead of leaving a handout on someone's desk, you scream "HELLO" as if they were some idiot and force them to take it from you. ...And the whole "I'm on of fifty women nationally with American citizenship to receive this degree" it isn't a note about achieving something great or beating the odds or a lesson about women succeeding in the face of adversity-it's just an excuse to stroke you're metaphorical dick and you do it every fucking class. "I bet none of you thought you'd have a woman teaching you this course!" No, I was totally expecting a three hundred pound derelict with a riding crop and a pair of leather assless chaps to be teaching the course-I DON'T CARE. I GO TO CASS WITHOUT ANY FUCKING PRECONCEPTIONS ABOUT THE PROFESSOR. I KIND OF WISH THAT I DID HAVE A FUCKING THREE HUNDRED POUND DERELICT WITH A RIDING CROP AND ASSLESS CHAPS TO BE TEACHING ME, BECAUSE THEN MAYBE WE'D GET STUFF DONE. Then there's submitting stupid fucking homework assignments. She never told us how to submit on our school's website, she just expected us to know, and for the past few weeks our school site has been puttering around being an asshole, not working and whatnot. She keeps going on and saying she fixed the uploading problem, but nothing has changed. Nothing. For the past few weeks. Nothing on the site has changed. So instead of just coming up with an alternative way to submit, she fucking keeps saying that she fixed it and she only accepts it one way. Just make a discussion forum that we can upload on, Professor, then we'll upload and it will be done. Instead, she just fucks around with the site, seeing things that only she can see, and asserting that the rest of us were wrong. What the fuck? Bitch, make it easy on all of us and make an alternative way to submit homework. Because the past four assignments still haven't been graded because you only grade "one way." I can't wait for this class to be over. I just want to be rid of this fucking woman...
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